Saturday, February 2, 2013

Queen Constance




Upon awakening every other evening in the month of April, she is compelled to attend a tea service hosted by the current, and very particular, Queen of the Bobcats, where she complies in making conversation about a bevy of confounding topics.  The Queen, Constance Cat III with execute, in the most horrible way possible--drowning by hairball being her favorite--all who criticize her, or pander to her, overmuch.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Peaches

On Tuesday, the first Tuesday of the third lunar month, while picking peaches from a blueberry tree, which everyone knows is a quite hazardous harvesting happenstance, she was stung on her left ring finger by the rare three spotted Tse-Tse Fly.


                        

Why Nonsense?

These are...nonsense.  When I was in my first few years of my undergraduate, and my sisters were still in high school...and I was home on vacation, I got really bored while they were in school and I was laying about the house (before I started working).  And so I would leave these really random messages on the white board on our refrigerator, usually featuring my sister going on some insane mini-adventure, written in one or two nonsensical sentences.

Fast forward 5 years, and I am living and working in China (if you want to hear more about, check out this blog: http://travelingedukator.blogspot.com/  ) and my friend Olivia is my gym partner.  And I do not like the gym and she was the motivating force behind going to the gym, getting through the experiences and not cheating on any of those exercises   And I was the one dragging my feet, whining, and in general being a pain in the ass (I owe you, Liv).  And while I was supposed to be recording my reps and weights in my journal, instead I was drawing pictures, or, once again writing nonsensical little entries, except this time it was usually creative an unlikely ways in which my ultra motivational friend might struggle. 

She suggested I put them in a blog, as she found them amusing, and thought others would as well.  So that is what I have done. This is for my amusement, and for hers, and hopefully for yours as well! I have added some really simplistic drawings to accompany the blurbs.